The Great Indian Joke.. pretty funny :)

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one
night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes
over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,
"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get
outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the
Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the
Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"
replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and
says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on
that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg
that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,
you're all the same."
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in
a competition organized in Britain and this joke was
sent by an INDIAN ... !!!
Cheers!

Redneck medical terms..

Artery...... ......... .......The study of paintings.
Benign...... ......... .......What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria.... ......... .......Back door to cafeteria.
Barium...... ......... .......What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section..... .......A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat Scan........ ......... ....Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize... ......... .......Made eye contact with her.
Coma........ ......... .......A punctuation mark.
Dilate...... ......... .......To live long.
Enema....... ......... .......Not a friend.
Fester...... ......... .......Quicker than someone else.
Fibula...... ......... .......A small lie.


Hangnail.... ......... .......What you hang your coat on.
Impotent.... ......... .......Distingui shed, well known.
Labor Pain........ ......... .Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff....... ........A Doctor's cane.
Morbid...... ......... .......A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates.... ......... .......Cheaper than day rates.
Node........ ......... .......I knew it.
Pelvis...... ......... .......Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative... ......... ..A letter carrier.

Rectum...... ......... .......Darn near killed him.
Seizure..... ......... .......Roman emperor.
Tablet...... ......... .......A small table.
Tumor....... ......... .......More than one.
Urine....... ......... .......Opposite of you're out
Varicose.... ......... .......Near by

"Comment" a le vouz????????

Me, myself and Subra :)

Here i am,
Subramanyan of to what others refer me as..
Bizarre intro, i pretty much know but, typing about your-self anytime is yet, a cumbersome task!

Why, such a title? for my blog..
Well, i havent got the answers to that, just that one of my 'hits' had such a name, i rather preferred to use it..

Moreover, what wud be d use of vistin my blog? hmm.. yea..
Not much
Unless you very well want to 'Get addicted'

Cheers,
first post..dont comment :)

Subra...