Udurawana Joke! Funny in a sense :)

BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Udurawana: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Udurawana: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Udurawana: Because that proves that I have a brain!

WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Udurawana: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Udurawana: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Udurawana: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Udurawana: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

MOM'S DEAD
Udurawana: (crying) The doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: Condolence, my friend.
2 minutes later
Udurawana cries even louder
Friend: Now what?
Udurawana: My sister just called, her mom died too!

QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend: What are you looking at?
Udurawana: I know your PIN number, hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it?
Udurawana: Four asterisks! (****)

HOW MANY MAN
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Udurawana: 16
Friend: Why?
Udurawana: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it OK?
Udurawana: What do you mean OK, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Udurawana: Head Cleaner.

ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Udurawana: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3hrs.

SPELLING LESSON
Udurawana's Daughter: Dad, what is the spelling of successful. is it one C or two C?
Udurawana: Make it three C to be sure!
(Actually Udurawana had pretty three daughters)